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九猪一象

放得下,不执著,不矫情;不附风雅,无谓学问,随和处世,自在人生。

 
 
 

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爱 有技巧 【原创-网图杂谈】  

2014-07-25 07:58:01|  分类: 原创-网图杂谈 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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爱 有技巧

(原创-网图杂谈)

 

爱 有技巧 【原创-网图杂谈】 - 凤凰客 - 九猪一象

 这是在网上看到的一张图片,图片名称为:

“一日夫妻百日恩,百日夫妻仇更深--爱心增重”。

 

图片中,老婆称体重,老公在后面暗暗用脚增重

老婆原本不胖,可以帮助她保持健美的生活好习惯。

老婆原本偏胖,可以帮助她下决心改掉生活中的坏习惯。

需要时,还可以给老婆带来惊喜。

 

 

爱 有技巧 【原创-网图杂谈】 - 凤凰客 - 九猪一象

 

爱 有技巧 【原创-网图杂谈】 - 凤凰客 - 九猪一象

这是在网上看到的另一张图片,图片名称为:

新技能,如何藏私房钱”。

 

图片中介绍的是关于藏私房钱发现不被罚的技巧。

根据心理学推断,这方法绝对管用。老婆即使发现有假,也会欣然接受。

有收获有什么不好。

爱无处不在。

 

本日志插图均来源于网络。

 

爱 有技巧 【原创-网图杂谈】 - 凤凰客 - 九猪一象

 
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