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搞笑的方言【原创-网图杂谈】

2013-06-14 06:52:36| 分类：原创-网图杂谈 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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搞笑的方言

(原创-网图杂谈)

这是在网上看到的一张图片，图片名称为：

“戳中笑点开关，活活乐了一晚上。”。

说相声，搞笑的方言段子很多，这张图片是文字方言。谁能读一遍而不笑出来，则很不容易。

过节了，就笑一笑吧。

笑笑就有金钱落下来哦。

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